E: Oh, my friends, it’s so sad to say goodbye.
Tonight’s eliminations were – well, kind of inevitable. Sad, but we knew neither of those kids was going to win, and as much as we’re sorry to see them go, there it is.
In other news: Gaga, but not Gaga. Phenomenal group dancing. Retro Cat-clothes. Big shoes. Is peoples. Peoples is peoples.
E: Lady Gaga. Rob Marshall. Tears. Sonya Tayeh rules the night, baby! Dance, dance, dance!
E: Ah well. My favorites were preserved. That’s about all you can hope for at this stage of the game, right?
E: That was a good show, guys! Neil Patrick Harris as our special guest judge, not only being funny but giving actual and sensible critiques. Dwight Rodden and Desmond Richardson. Two doses of Pasha. Twitch. Kathryn. All That Jazz. If we could have had Alex Freaking Wong, it would have been perfect.
I am going to say now; I wish we could eliminate from here on out without reference to gender. Also, I’m really hoping that for once, the final two are both girls. Melanie and Sasha, to be precise. Love you, Marko, but it has to be said.
E: Well, that was unfortunate. But also kind of inevitable. Is this elimination the unkindest cut of all? Let’s get to it.
Relatively Entertaining 