C: After a May and June featuring some strong contenders to the 2015 Best Summer Movie title, July opens weakly, but picks up steam toward the middle of the month with the Despicable Me spinoff Minions and the much-awaited yet much-confusion-causing Ant-Man. (“Ant-Man? Really? Well… why not.”)
E: You know what gets me? That here we are, writing the third of four summer previews — and my kids have been out of school for only one week. It’s like the summer’s over before it’s even begun!
M: You know what gets me? I had the heat and seat warmers on in my car yesterday. It’s like summer’s never going to begin!
C: Yeesh, folk. We had two cold days after a month of 80-degree weather. Luckily, the kids can now catch up on Inside Out and all the other goodies!
E: 80-degree weather? What?
M: It must be warmer down there, C. But we digress. On to more important things, like this: how you can say July’s starting off slow? There’s a Magic Mike sequel and another Terminator sequel!!!! I mean, how can you contain your excitement?
E: Hmm, let me think.